THE SHIELD
Daily Moisturizer with SPF 40 — $62
Lagertha carried a shield into every battle. THE SHIELD is a daily moisturizer with SPF 40, niacinamide, and hyaluronic acid. Lightweight. Invisible. The protection you wear before the war starts. Because every day is a battle and the shield goes on first.
SPF 40 · niacinamide · HA · zinc oxide · 50ml
$62
THE MAIDEN
Perfume — $145
She fought with her hair loose. THE MAIDEN is a perfume of cold strength and wild beauty: top notes of Nordic juniper and sea salt, heart of white birch and frozen violet, base of leather, musk, and ancient cedar. You smell like a queen who has drawn blood. Men notice. They don’t approach.
50ml EdP · juniper/sea salt · birch/violet · leather/musk/cedar
$145
THE 120
Hair Oil — $52
She sailed 120 ships to save the man who left her. THE 120 is a hair oil for strength and shine: argan, jojoba, and rosemary. 1.618 oz (the golden ratio in fluid ounces). Apply to damp hair. Let it fall loose over your shoulders. The way she wore it into battle.
Argan · jojoba · rosemary · 1.618 fl oz · glass dropper
$52
THE COUNTER-ATTACK
Eye Cream — $68
When the battle turned, Lagertha flew around to the rear of the enemy. THE COUNTER-ATTACK is an eye cream with retinol, peptides, caffeine, and vitamin C. It attacks from behind — working while you sleep. You wake up with eyes that say “I survived and I’m not done.”
Retinol · peptides · caffeine · vitamin C · 15ml
$68
THE BEAR AND THE HOUND
Body Wash Duo — $58
Lagertha set a bear and a hound at her door. Only the worthy pass. THE BEAR AND THE HOUND is a duo: a thick honey-and-oat body wash (the bear — warm, heavy, golden) and a sharp eucalyptus-mint body wash (the hound — cold, fast, alert). Alternate daily. Decide which guardian you need.
2 × 250ml · The Bear: honey/oat · The Hound: eucalyptus/mint
$58
THE GAULAR
Candle — $48
Lagertha lived in the Gaular valley in Norway — mountains, cold rivers, pine forests. THE GAULAR is a hand-poured soy candle: Norwegian pine, cold water, damp stone, and woodsmoke. Burns for 55 hours (Fibonacci). The valley where she waited. The valley where she always returned.
Soy wax · pine/cold water/stone/smoke · 55hr burn · ceramic vessel
$48
THE JARL
Leather Bracelet — $75
After Ragnar, Lagertha became a jarl — she ruled in her own right. THE JARL is a hand-braided leather bracelet with a silver toggle clasp. Three braids wound together (Lagertha, warrior, ruler). The clasp is stamped with a shield. You don’t need a king to be a queen.
Hand-braided leather · sterling silver toggle · shield stamp · adjustable
$75
THE FIRST WIFE
Journal — $55
She was first. Before Thora. Before Aslaug. Before the prophecy and the pain. THE FIRST WIFE is a leather journal with 89 pages (Fibonacci). The cover is embossed with a shield. The first page reads: “She was the first. She was always the one.” Write your story. You are first in your own saga.
Full-grain leather · 89 pages · embossed shield · acid-free
$55